
chapter 10
GUARDED KNOWLEDGE
BRIAN
The swell of G Major. Harmonious. Light. Allegro.
Brian set the dinner plates--brought up from the convention center's kitchen--at opposite ends of the conference table, each containing a helping of grilled chicken, steamed rice, and assorted vegetables. He smiled as the music pitched. The sounds of Bach reminded him of his days in high school orchestra. Brandenburg Concerto.
His phone buzzed with a notification. He slipped his hand into the pocket of his dark slacks and withdrew it.
Andrew's on his way.
Another smile crossed Brian's face. Something flared in his chest. Something that he hadn't felt in a long time.
Hope.
He thought of the conversation he'd shared with Andrew downstairs earlier that day, where he'd compelled the young man to come clean about his rather unorthodox response to the infection screening. The tickling had excited Andrew. He'd admitted so.
Excited him.
Brian had much to discuss with him.
A few minutes later, three knocks came at the door. Brian turned, inspected himself in the wall-length mirror--he was now donning a blue, thermal-knit sweater, slacks, and reddish-brown Oxfords. He adjusted the frames on the bridge of his nose, then he made is way over to the door and opened it.
"Mr. Adler."
Indeed, Andrew was standing out in the hall, accompanied by a GUARD agent, whom Brian thanked for the escort.
"Come in." He waved Andrew inside and his guest obliged. He still looked hesitant, mistrusting. "I appreciate you taking me up on my invite."
"Sure," said Andrew softly.
"I hope you like chicken."
"Yeah."
"Good. Make yourself comfortable."
Andrew sat at one of the available place settings. He was still adorned in the clothes granted to him by the facility--gray, from head to toe. He placed his hands in his lap and kept his eyes intently on the food. Despite Brian's request, he was obviously far from comfortable.
Brian closed the door and turned down the classical music streaming from the soundbar beneath the plasma screens on the adjacent wall. "You like Bach?" he asked.
"Um. I guess." Andrew shrugged.
"Ever play any instruments?" Brian took his seat across from Andrew, just as he had done in the conference room earlier that day.
"Piano, for a bit."
"The piano's lovely. I played violin. Started in seventh grade and--"
"Brian?" Andrew stopped him. His hand hovered over the fork next to his plate. "I'm sorry, but... what did you want to talk about?"
"Ah. Right." Brian brought his hands together. "No beating around the bush with you, huh?"
Andrew made a face that signified both amusement and anxiety.
Brian cleared his throat. He found himself nervous now. "So, tickling excites you, yes?"
Andrew reddened.
"It's okay," Brian assured. "Can you...tell me a little more?"
Andrew shook his head. "I, uh... What else is there to tell?"
Brian shrugged. "Anything you like. Do you enjoy it?"
Andrew picked up his fork and he tentatively poked at a piece of chicken on his plate. He was hesitant to reply.
Brian sighed. He leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms. "Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way," he said, which caused Andrew to look up at him. "This really should be a two-way street, yes?"
Andrew furrowed his brow. "What? What do you mean?"
"Would it help if I went first?"
Andrew shook his head, still not understanding.
"What if I told you that... tickling excites me too?"
Andrew's eyes widened. "W-what?"
Brian locked eyes with him and smiled. "Let me explain..."
20 years ago
November 1989
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
A twelve-year-old Brian entered his father's bedroom. It was early; the apartment was still dark and quiet. From somewhere in the front room, he could hear the ticks of the grandfather clock.
Tick...
Tick...
Tick...
"Dad?" said Brian. "Dad, are you up?" He looked over at the alarm clock on his father's nightstand.
It was almost 6am. His dad had told Brian to wake him up at 6.
Close enough, right?
His father was sprawled out on the small bed, one leg beneath the covers, the other wrapped around a pillow. He was on his side, snoring softly, mouth agape. Brian stared at his father's slim, hairy leg and followed it down to the large bare foot. Something excited and devilish stirred inside him. He tiptoed toward the bed. "Dad?" he said again. But his father continued sleeping. Brian approached the edge of the bed and stared at the upturned sole. The sensation in his stomach grew more powerful, more...electric. He tried to suppress an excited laugh and, cautiously, he reached forward and started to lightly scribble his fingers around his father's arch.
Like fresh dough, the skin of the cream-colored sole was soft and impressionable. Brian's tiny fingers scampered up to the heel. The foot twitched, and his father's soft breathing hitched. Brian stopped and looked up at his father's face. Mouth still agape. Eyes still closed. Brian giggled and returned to his task, applying more pressure to the vulnerable foot, gliding his nails through the groove of the arch. The foot twitched again and the toes curled, but this time, he didn't stop.
Brian tickled and tickled and tickled...
Tick...
Tick...
Tick...
Tickle...
Tickle...
Tickle...
Brian was fascinated with the foot's response, watching in wonder as the sole wrinkled up and the toes flexed. After a moment, he looked up at his father's face again, and he was surprised to find that his father's mouth was now closed, jaw clenching, and his eyes, while also still closed, were more firmly shut.
"Dad?" he said.
No response.
Brian introduced his other hand to his father's foot, all ten fingers scribbling up and down and around now.
Brian's father snorted.
"Dad!" Brian laughed. He knew he was awake now. Feeling a challenge coming on, he grabbed his father's ankle, held the foot down, and tickled more forcefully now. This did the trick.
"O-ohkayhay! Ohkayhay!" A sleepy laugh emerged from his father's mouth as he pulled his foot away. "Y-you're relentless!"
"You said to get you up!"
"I know." His father smiled. "Rather creative alarm clock." He sat up, pulled the covers from him, and rubbed at the bottom of the foot that had just been attacked.
Brian grinned and jumped onto the bed. "You're ticklish," he said.
Aidan raised a brow. "Yeah, I guess so. But, here's the thing..." A mischievous glint sparked in his sleepy eyes. "Like father, like son." And suddenly, he pounced, grabbing his son, his large hands scribbling into his skinny torso.
Brian screamed with laughter.
2 YEARS LATER
APRIL 1991
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
PRESENT
november 2009
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA
Brian's violin sang brilliantly. He pulled the bow downward, its horsehairs swiftly caressing the A string.
"Brian?" Andrew stopped him. His hand hovered over the fork next to his plate. "I'm sorry, but... what did you want to talk about?"
"Ah. Right." Brian brought his hands together. "No beating around the bush with you, huh?"
Andrew made a face that signified both amusement and anxiety.
Brian cleared his throat. He found himself nervous now. "So, tickling excites you, yes?"
Andrew reddened.
"It's okay," Brian assured. "Can you...tell me a little more?"
Andrew shook his head. "I, uh... What else is there to tell?"
Brian shrugged. "Anything you like. Do you enjoy it?"
Andrew picked up his fork and he tentatively poked at a piece of chicken on his plate. He was hesitant to reply.
Brian sighed. He leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms. "Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way," he said, which caused Andrew to look up at him. "This really should be a two-way street, yes?"
Andrew furrowed his brow. "What? What do you mean?"
"Would it help if I went first?"
Andrew shook his head, still not understanding.
"What if I told you that... tickling excites me too?"
Andrew's eyes widened. "W-what?"
Brian locked eyes with him and smiled. "Let me explain..."
Brian walked hastily down the hall, through the double doors at the end of the corridor, and out into the early morning. The sky was still dark, but it was tinged with the first signs of dawn. The winter air bit through his thin lab coat, the fabric of his dark slacks, and he shivered. He passed several chain-link cages with writhing human forms concealed within. As he stepped by each cage, he heard them -- the twisting groans and moans of the Infected.
Grrrrraaaaaaaoorrrrrrr...
Huurrrrraaaaaaggghh...
Arrraacckkk!
A particularly aggressive young woman slammed herself into the nearest wall of mesh beside him, but Brian gave her no satisfaction, no reaction. His brown dress shoes crunched against the worn asphalt beneath him as he pressed onward. A G.U.A.R.D. soldier saluted him as he approached the steps of the next building. He slipped his hands into his pockets as he ascended to the next set of doors, leaving the commotion of the afflicted behind him.
"Dr. Stevens."
"Hello, sir. Good morning."
"We've got a few more rounded up. I'm sure you saw."
"Did you hear about the latest batch of Sound Spheres from R&D? Expanded range."
Brian left one storm of sounds for another -- various colleagues said things to him as he encountered them. He provided them with a few affirmations or nods as appropriate, but he did not stop.
Step.
Step.
Step.
Step.
He kept walking. He made it to the elevator where he called for the sublevel below him -- B1. It took only a moment for him to arrive at his destination. He stepped into a large room, adorned with drafting tables, laboratory equipment, and an assortment of glass containers. His eyes flashed to the far wall, where a withered map of the West Coast had been hung, crudely adorned with red thumbtacks and yarn.
We're containing this thing. We are, he told himself, his eyes following the large black trail of yarn that ran up the state lines of California, Oregon, and Washington. The Line -- it pulled around the small blip of Vegas before tightening back up between Southern California and Arizona. Brian sighed. He thought of his father again -- his final images of him, but before the nightmarish scene could take hold, he cleared his throat, shook his head, and made his way over to his workstation, at which sat a small glass chamber. This chamber had an opening equipped with a rubber glove that allowed Brian to reach into it without, of course, breaking any seal. And, at the center of this little container was...
...IT.
The organism responsible for all the madness. The mass of cells -- a growth about the size of a half-dollar coin -- looked like a little white blob of mold. Or maybe slime. A slime mold. It behaved as such, after all. An assemblage of individual microscopic organisms that, when bonded, formed a network, capable of growth and movement.
Brian sighed. "We're going to figure you out," he whispered, the words barely audible under his labored breath. He stuck his hand, already protected with a blue latex glove, into the sleeve of the glass container, reaching toward the small mass at the center of the chamber. "We're close. I know it..."
He wiggled his fingers, imitating a tickling movement. The collection of cells rippled and shuddered and then, almost imperceptibly, it moved towards Brian's hand. As he extended his index finger out to it, so too did the little mass of cells extend itself out to him. It pulsed and then shifted upward to form the tiniest of proto-appendages, which almost looked like a mushroom. A bulbous tip, a thin stalk.
Something so small, doing so much damage... thought Brian with a quiet chuckle. As he watched the mass slowly latch onto the very tip of his gloved finger. It twisted and branched its way up to where his nail was concealed and remained there a moment.
Still behaving predictably. That's good. Brian cleared his throat and removed his hand from the container. He slid over to a desk at the opposite wall and began consulting some notes.
Sound wave response...
Dormancy period...
Regenerative properties... (similar to axolotl cells)...
Brian reached forward and typed away at a few keys on his laptop. The blue light of the screen reflected images and information:
...titillatio monstrum brain infection...
Brian preferred this to the other moniker assigned to the contagion, the one that invoked his family name: Stevens Pathogen.
...collection of single-celled microscopic organisms...collect to produce fruiting bodies in the form of a plasmodial mold that produces spores...
...shows parasitic properties...
...not 100% communicable...skin-to-skin contact as most viable means of transference. Once having breached the skin barrier on a human host, the cells hijack the nervous system to travel to the brain where it releases psychosis-inducing chemicals to induce behavioral changes that ultimately result in--
There came a few sharp knocks at the laboratory door, the crack of a door, and then a familiar voice. "Bri?"
Brian turned to the woman who had joined him. Chloe. Like him, she was wearing a long lab coat, and she was clutching a clipboard with some documents to her chest. The dim lighting made her look more pale than usual, contrasting sharply with her hair, eyebrows, and eyes. "The Ramirezes have returned. There was another...incident out on the field."
Brian raised a brow. "Are they okay?"
"Yes."
"Good."
"But they picked up a few civilians."
"Okay."
"One of them claims..." Chloe's voice drifted off. She thought a moment, then continued. "One of them claimed to have been studying the Infected. He was traveling with his infected brother."
This piqued Brian's interest. "Is the garg in containment?"
"No," she said. "Killed in an altercation when the Ramirezes encountered the civilians."
Brian sighed, then stood. "What's the civilian's name? The one who was studying the Infected?"
"We're not sure."
"What?"
"He's not talking. He seems to be in shock. Juliana's the one who relayed the information to me."
"Ah." Brian sat himself down again. "Well, let me know if he comes out of it. I'd like to speak with him."
Chloe hovered.
Brian turned back to her. "Is...there something else?"
"One more thing." She consulted the clipboard a moment. "Regarding one of the other civilians. We do know his name. An 'Andrew Adler'?"
"Okay."
"We tested all of them for infection before they were granted access to the medical bay."
"Chloe, that's protocol." Brian was growing frustrated. "Why are you telling me this?"
She took a hesitant breath, then stepped forward and handed him the clipboard. "There was...something a little unusual about his results that I think you should see."
Brian took the notes in hand and surveyed the medical reports. His eyebrows lifted, and he felt a strange, familiar fluttering in his heart. Then, the tingling aftershock of a warning radiating around his underarm. He shook away the sensations, rolling his shoulder, then looked up at his colleague, his friend. "Huh. I mean, it could be nothing, right?"
"Of course. Could be nothing," she repeated. "But...didn't you--er, don't you have similar reactions when..." Her voice trailed off. She locked eyes with him. There was something uncertain floating behind her gaze.
Brian hesitated a moment, then sighed. "Where is he, Chloe?" he asked.
Author's notes:
Most of Series 2 has undergone intensive revision with the purpose of not only streamlining the narrative, but making it easier to follow. This "new" chapter contains segments of -- or expanded -- scenes from various chapters in the old version of Series 2. Major plot points, of course, have gone unchanged. I really enjoyed exploring the onset of the ticklepocalypse from a different point of view in Brian Stevens.
This chapter was first posted on a tickling-focused forum back on March 1, 2011 and has since been edited and revised multiple times.
Last updated: September 28, 2025.
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